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According to unconfirmed intelligence gathered by a secret ovarian
agency, humans are hording
Chocolates of Mass Proportions
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The secret memo reads:
The Menopawnees (ancient ancestors of the ovarians)
living in a gated community on the dark side of Utero called Menopond
(an inland chocolate pond around which the Menopawnees have established their assisted living communities) were found to be
in possession of a parchment scroll showing Menopawnees exchanging Coco with the Mayan Civilizations of Earth. Satellite photos were procured showing definite
signs of chocolate stockpiling in the Acapulco area!
| Menopawnee Parchment |
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In an undisclosed location the Commadovarian has been hawkishly studying the parchments and even though
the evidence is unsubstantiated has given directives to abduct human hosts for Ovarian egg transplants forcing them to assist
in the acquisition of the chocolate stockpiles.
| COMMANDOVARIAN |
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Once implanted the human hosts would be saturated with ovarian sensibilities. They would have one obsession
Chocolate, and one leader Commadovarian!
Commandovarian had plans to launch a vacation package called
The Ovarian Cruises.
The liner was to be fitted with transplant labs.
The implants were to take place on a trip to Hawaii
via the Mexican Riviera, Acapulco
An elite team was trained to abduct the vacationers from the decks of the liner. When something
went terribly wrong!
Unbeknownst to the Ovarians a strange phenomenon takes place in the Ovarian physiology
when they are deprived of Chocolate.
Theyre internal biological clock can explode at any time without warning.
A team member erupted in the middle of covert operations and had to be air lifted
for treatment by the Doctovarian.
Once under the Docotvarians care the team member was diagnosed with Thermo-varia
a condition of feeling hot and cold at the same time, with trace symptoms of Memo-varia, Cranko-varia, and Boss-ovaria. For
this there is only one prescription The Emergency Mousse Kit.
EMK is highly addictive and often a 12 step program must be employed to reduce abuse
and overdose.
Meanwhile the said ovarians have had to take up Temporary occupations under padded
conditions. So we have the
TEMPOVARIAN.
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