Couched in the distant galaxy Hormonal Way there exists a planet light years ahead of our own. This planet has come to be fondly known as Utero. It spins in unison with numerous nebula events to vast for our Hubble telescope to detect. The creatures who inhabit this planet owe the advancement of their species to one great geological phenomenon, a roiling ocean of chocolate! The Ovarians emerged eons ago from this thick, sticky mass and have thrived as an emotionally ecstatic species ever since.

Ever since that is until...

 a cosmic catastrophe marked a milestone in Ovarian life. An asteroid dropped into the chocolate ocean splattering it to the furthest corners of the Universe. Now in order to survive the Ovarians had to depart into hyperspace in search of the life force that had sustained them for so many centuries. They had enough chocolate fuel on hand to send one exploratory spacecraft on the mission, "The Fallopian". It was rumored that there was a galaxy called the Milky Way, and hidden deep in this galaxy there was a planet that flowed with chocolate, in fact the chocolate was so plentiful that there could only be one explanation, A CHOCOLATE VOLCANO! Lightly skipping through various Blackholes the Ovarians banked the Fallopian into orbit around the planet Earth. This planet was vast, blue and oceanic, with a full selection of milky brown continents of what looked to the Ovarians to be Chocolate! Of course it would expend all the chocolate fuel reserves if they had to land on the planet and well they would harvest enough chocolate to take home as well as fuel the ship. Due to the already low supply of chocolate on board tempers were flaring and the Ovarians had become a cranky bunch. In fact while entering the earths atmosphere the Ovarians broke into a full scale brawl over where to land. But land they did right smack in middle America!

The Ovarians emerged from the Fallopian spacecraft sorely disappointed the chocolate volcano was not anywhere insight. After harassing a few Earthlings it became clear they were not going to reveal the location of the volcano without the employment of serious interrogation techniques! The most notorious of these techniques was the withering stare. Which they discovered was most effective against the male Earthlings. Thus meet the expert Withovarian.

Nothing works faster or more effectively that a tantrum. Although production interruptions are staggering, this little gem can garner a treasure trove of kisses.

Chocolate kisses that is, Hersheys you know the kind! Tantrovarian in full gear.

The Ovarians have other devastating psychological methods at their disposal. Manipulating the bleeding heart sector of the earthling society would prove very effective. For this task their secret weapon is The Pear Shaped Wimpovarian. Who in one hand wringing extravaganza extracted the location of the largest chocolate reserve, in America, Hershey Pennsylvania! Her mantra repeated in a shrill spine tingling pitch

Were never going to get home!.

When engaged in warfare unethical tactics are sometimes mandatory. Unsatisfactory conditions demand a hard to please Supervisor such as Earth has never seen. Meet the Slackovarian. She is able to ferret out a slacker faster than a marshmallow melts in HOT coco. Get what she wants or shell nag you all the way to hells back door.